Sometimes we get questions that are reasonable, and I don't have a problem with them, for example: " where is the Mens clothing? ". Thats ok, but one I cannot stand..we've all had it: " Do you work here? ". Umm lemme see, Khaki pants, blue shirt, name tag, box cutter.....No I escaped from a hospital, the real @#%& is in the broom closet, how did you fucking catch me?, are you a detective? I think I speak for everyone who has been hit with the Tornado of Stupid questions, on a daily basis I may add. Enough is enough I think, alot of these questions could be self answered if the person would just.
Stop
Think
Look around
Read a sign
Realize its not my job to fix stupid
Maybe I'm being to harsh because I work retail and I know what do to, were taught to read things carefully, pay attention, and be informed.
No fuck that. Seriously the next time someone asks me where something like trash bags are, and they are on that isle, I will say something to the effect of.
" Don't worry I can hardley tell you droped out of school in Kindergarten "
Stop with the Stupid, just Fucking stop it.
STOP IT!!!!
Heres a few helpful hints for you before I go.
-Pacified Associate
" You've just been unplugged "
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