It still amazes me to see how smart people really are, or I should say how smart they are not. In my department at work, we sell grills,lawn mowers, patio sets, and yard products such as mulch, rock, and dirt. Not a big deal when it comes time to load up said items for a customer.....well that is untill someone wants the largest patio set we have and they drive a Lebaron or something you would be lucky to get the chairs in. Or when they buy 50 bags of mulch and can only fit 20 in the car and it becomes your fault for loading it incorrectly. Ladies and Gentleman I am not a magician, I did not go to magic camp, and I cannot magicly give you a brain, no matter how much I want to. All it takes is common sense, If your car seats 4, and you want a lawn mower......leave the family at home dumbass, or if you need mulch, come find me, and we can measure how many you can take at a time, its not hard, in fact I encourage it, that way my job is much easier later on in the day, when you come back 8 times because you want 50 bags in a civic. Its very simple people, if the item you want is bigger then your actual vehicle...it will not fit, I don't have a shrink gun..Make friends with someone who owns a truck, pay for their gas and there ya go, problem solved. I am tired of spending the afternoon, opening patio set boxes and shoving them in your small ass clown car like im playing fucking tetris because your retarded.
This will not fit
in this
If its 2 small 2 fit, buy it online and it will go to your house from UPS. Or get someone with a big vehicle.
Its not science......well actually apparently it is.
All I'm saying here is
-Pacified Associate
" you've just been unplugged "
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Not to mention that if you did manage to shoehorn 50 bags of mulch into a car that can barely fit 20, you'd turn it into an ballistic deathtrap with the stopping distance of a supertanker. On the other hand, if you're really lucky, the first speedbump out of the parking lot will rip your exhaust off or turn your suspension into steel kindling and save you from killing anyone on the road.
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