For those of you who know me, I am very polite to the customer, never rude, never raise my voice, always the perfect associate....untill they leave, once I am free of the bullshit reason they need a tour of the store because they couldn't find shit on the list that had to be written by what looks to be a 5 yeard old with dislexia and a lazy eye. I head to the break room, I either swear untill I feel better, or just bitch to the guy next to me, both seem to work. These problems we have are always the same, people just seem to be too stupid for their own good, the main problem is that they apparently can't read, but wait...that can't be true, how did they get to the store?....So they must know how to read, I know what it is, yes they need either a map or an easier way to tell them what is on what isle.....I have an idea, we could hang a piece of wood or plastic from the celling above each isle, with a number and a description of whats on the isle,,I will call it a sign......Oh wait, we already have that?....well then Shit, maybe they are retarded.
Further proof is still needed I see, if its that they don't know how to find a sign, its the fact they need things over simplified to the point you wonder who sniffed glue as a child or who sat next to the microwave as a baby.
That is an actual package I found and had to share with you all. Are we really at the point where it needs to be explained like this?... Seriously WTF.
If you need this kind of assistance
or at least stop being as retarded as these people
Thats all I have to say about that.
Thanks,
Pacified Associate
"and you've just been unplugged"
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